- perp #1-Michael Jordan....said to be a great tipper (He better be....he can afford that expense fa'sho)
- perp#2-Cutie Pie....Heath Ledger....good to know Brokeback Mountain didn't have an affect on his preference...dubbed as "Casanova"....he is known to come in disguised in shades and what the girls call a "realy dumb hat"
- perp#3-Pamela Anderson...not a big shocker that she's a regular when in town...hey she probably gets fashion tips from the girls....I mean they do always know about the latest && highest stilettos.....dubbed the "hottest" A-lister that attends, then girls don't mind joining Pam in her hotel room for THEIR version of an afterparty....
- perp#4-Michael Keaton....They always say that an actor's role sometimes affects how the public views them....&& it certainly does in Batman's case because not ONE stripper knew who he was in the joint all night....
- perp#5-Christina Aguilera....since she got married i figured she'd calm down a bit....what husband wants his wife, naked in GQ, drunken at night clubs, && escorting him during his fun time at the strip club.....well her's does apparantly...she reportedly paid to keep the club open an extra 2 hours && dished out 500 in scrilla($$$$)....as tips to a dozen pole hopping ladies....all this to keep her new beau Jordan BRATman....happy.....yea more like "Might as well be here with him, or else he'll be out by himself, at least now I can WATCH him oogling these chicks".....dumb broad.....i guess that IS completely normal for him to accept the offer....what guy would refuse?
- perp#6-Colin Ferrell....enough said with his freaky ass
- perp#7-Vin Diesel.....well puts to rest at least a little bit of those "Vin Diesel might be gay" rumors....he invited one girl down to MIAMI with him...
- perp #8-Dennis Rodman....not shocking that he bared his peirced goods to the girls....
- perp#9-LUKE WILSON....looks like Hollywood's good boy....not even....he reportedly dates strippers && leaves behind a sickening tab....1,000...i wonder how many lap dances he got with that....
- perp#10-50 Cent....okay I can see that....but I just can't see him spending the whole time in the President's Room watching a WRINKY WRIGHT boxing match the entire evening....yea he did that...&& why he wasted money becuase he didn't stay home with a few groupies instead, I don't know??
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