I'll be down in the durty tonight. Well I'll be in the country anyway, on a farm riding on hay wagons and all that good stuff. Every Halloween season Ashland Berry Farms (Central Virginia area) offers what they like to call 'Haunted Evenings' which includes a haunted hayride feature, and two haunted houses. It's an awesome set up they have, it's attracted thousands over the years. Last year I think we stood in line for a good hour and a half before we got to run for our lives in the haunted woods that come equipped with their own Michael Myers, trap doors, and random men chasing you with chain saws. This year, they've added clowns and an ice cream truck, and we all know how horrific clowns are (flashbacks to that circus: Age 8). If you happen to be in the area, check it out. It's definitely not for the faint of heart.
OH AND....AN ILL TRACK:
